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Sunday, May 26, 2013

Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right, But Two Rites Do Make A Satanic Ritual!

Day two of our seven day event celebrating the centenary one of my very favorite actors!



Thanks to Frankensteinia - The Frankenstein Blog - there's a really cool blogfest going on!



 
The Peter Cushing Centennial Blogathon!




Today is the day!




Happy 100th Birthday Peter Cushing!



Let's all enjoy some cake - and review the penultimate Hammer Dracula movie!




The Satanic Rites of Dracula  (Hammer Studios, 1973)












Before the Camera:Peter Cushing (Star Wars)
William Franklyn (TV's What's On Next?)
Joanna Lumley (TV's Absolutely Fabulous)
Michael Coles (Dr. Who and the Daleks)
Freddie Jones (The Elephant Man)
Richard Vernon (Goldfinger)
Barbara Yu Ling (Hardware)
Patrick Barr (Octopussy)
Valerie Van Ost (Carry On Doctor)
and
Christopher Lee (The Man with the Golden Gun)
as
Count Dracula



Behind the Camera:


Directed by Alan Gibson

Produced by Don Houghton and Roy Skaggs

Written by Don Houghton




After seven Hammer Dracula movies – six with Christoper Lee as Dracula, and four with Peter Cushing as some member of the remarkably similar looking Van Helsing family - this eighth outing brings the two gentlemen together for the last time in the series. Lee opted out of the last flick in the series, but Cushing did show up for The Legend of the Seven Golden Vampires. This series entry concludes the storyline begun in the previous film - Dracula AD 1972 - before the series ended with a trip back to 1904 in the final movie.
Yeah, that's a Satanic end table, all right...but...FIRE!!!


Satanic Rites starts out as a fairly convoluted 70’s style horror flick with Satanists, government agents, and lots of conspiracies. The agents are the good guys, trying to stop the Satanists from carrying out a dastardly plan they’ve been cooking up for a while. Eventually, it turns out the head baddie is none other than Count Dracula, and once the authorities realize vampires are involved, they of course bring in Lorrimar Van Helsing (Cushing). At this point, the movie has been moving along at an okay pace, but once Lee and Cushing square off in the final third, things get to humming. Van Helsing discovers Dracula has tired of his neverending existence and instead of taking a bath in sunlight, instead plans to wipe out the world with a plague. Can good triumph over ultimate evil one more time?

Dracula's been pursued by Van Helsing for several movies now, and quite frankly, he's bushed.



The two "modern day" Hammer Draculas (Ha! Modern being a funny term for movies made over 40 years ago now) don't get a lot of love from a lot of fans - but I like them - for one, after three with only Lee starring - these last two do bring Cushing back in to the mix, so there's a point for each right there. And now that they aren't so modern - there's a lot of camp factor in the time period, which is another point for both movies.


But we're here to get the skinny on The Satanic Rites of Dracula - so let's get down to it: I like this movie - you have cool British actors; a government/corporate conspiracy plot that is more fresh than another run around Dracula's castle; nudity; blood; and you have one of the last Cushing/Lee pairings on film (they appeared in only two more movies together after this one). I know William Franklyn best from a Laugh-In-like series called What's On Next? that KPLR in St. Louis ran a couple of times after exhausting their run of Benny Hill episodes in the early 80's - so it's wild to see him in completely serious mode here as a government agent - and Joanna Lumley is Lumlicious as always. Admittedly it takes a while for our star duo to appear - but I think the movie is entertaining from the get go - it just gets better when those two gentlemen show up.

I think this plan to stop Dracula is Absolutely Fabulous!


This one is believed to be in the public domain, so it is readily available on countless cheapie DVDs - I don't have a clue which to point you towards - but even if the first two you buy are terrible transfers - your third purchase will still be less money out of your wallet than a frou-frou coffee from Starbucks - and you might even have a few other movies in a set to watch for free, in addition to the fine coasters the first two will make.

If you like your horror to be Hammered occasionally - then I highly recommend this one!




Let's Get Out of Here ?


At 44:33, Joanna Lumley has grown tired of being pawed by female vampires.




Eye Candy ?

Er...didn't I just mention Joanna Lumley?







Welcome to the list, Ms. Lumley!








Buddha Man's Capsule Review

Buddha Man says " The Satanic Rites of Dracula knows there's
a lot at stake and does all rite for the viewer!"




Right you are, Mr. Man! Until tomorrow's Peter Cushing post, you Can Poke Me With A Fork, Cause I Am Outta Here!

4 comments:

  1. Yeah, I like it, too. Good, clean trashy fun!

    Enjoying the Cushing Love Fest!

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    1. Yeah, even though the series was winding down - they still made the flicks fun!

      Thanks for coming by - and thanks for the heads up on the blogathon!

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  2. Who is that guy in the last pic with Lumley? He looks like David Warner. I did love all the Hammer Draculas, they were such cool, campy fun.

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    1. He DOES look like David Warner - but not him! Hammer had a way with the Big D that was fangilicious!

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