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Wednesday, April 6, 2011

The April 2011 A - Z Blogging Challenge - E is for Eleanor!

It's a Buddha Man Quickie!


The April 2011 A - Z Blogging Challenge continues apace - and today I'm feeling special, since one of my very own initials is providing our theme for the day - but it's not about me today - it's time to pay attention to a special lady - she hails from Detroit, and she has quite the classy chassis, because this time:


E is for Eleanor!






Gone in 60 Seconds (H.B. Halicki Mercantile Company, 1974) H. B. "Toby" Halicki took a love for cars and turned it first into a successful business running scrapyards and dealing in auto parts, then turned that into a career making movies. And surprise! The movies are all about cars! This is his first. In it, Halicki proves to be quite the Renaissance man as he writes, produces, directs, stars in, and performs driving stunts in this flick. He plays the wonderfully named Maindrian Pace, a go-getting insurance investigator who uses that job to cover his real career - car thief. Knowing all the tricks, he finds a lot of stolen cars for his company - but when he investigates certain cases, he mysteriously comes up empty and the company is forced to pay off. As the flick gets going, Pace is given what seems to be an impossible order - a South American drug lord offers Pace $400,000.00 to steal 48 specific models of cars to be delivered within five days. The first half of the movie deals with the setup and the execution of this crazy heist. Then, thanks to an informer, the cops show up, and the second half of the movie turns into one of the longest car chases in movie history - with Halicki doing his own stunt driving behind the wheel of "Eleanor," a yellow 1973 Ford Mustang - and with no CGI or doubled cars - it's quite a chase indeed as Eleanor takes her lumps trying to evade the Po-Po.



It's refreshing to see a movie actress who lets her appearance go in a movie when the script calls for it...


A lot of people have gotten up the gumption and thrown together enough money to make a movie all on their own, with their own ideas for the script, and their friends and family helping out. And most of those movies bite, and are now episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000. But then there's this movie - low budget for sure, rough around all the edges, with acting that ranges from decent to nonexistent and a script that was reportedly only worked out in scene outline form and ad-libbed from there. But you know what - this is a kickass movie! A lot of reviews online complain about the first half of the movie - that only the chase is worth watching. Wrong. The first fifty minutes are pretty cool - with some amusing subplots in the different car thefts, some terrible 70's fashions, and a cameo from Nascar star Parnelli Jones and his Big Oly Bronco truck, targeted by the gang for theft. So, while this flick was never designed to win awards, it was engineered to be a perennial drive-in classic, which it definitely is. So jump in your car, evade the police, and track this flick down so you can check this one out!





But in addition to pointing out the fun of watching the movie, we're also here to celebrate the female lead of the picture, so here she is in her pre-chase glory:




I'm not a gearhead by any means, but I do get a charge out of a good movie or TV car, so yeah, I've got a bit of a crush on Miss Elly.

But I am not her only suitor, oh no! She has impressed scads of people over the years. She's been immortalized as a die cast model:




And even after finishing out this movie in less than pristine shape - ol' Eleanor can still bring in the crowds, as she has made appearances at car shows all over the country - here's how she's looking these days:



 
 
Eleanor is really quite a lady. I know she's not the Ms. Rigby the Beatles were singing about - but do you suppose she might have inspired Howard Kaylan and Mark Volman when they wrote their Turtles hit Elenore, even though it's spelled differently and was written six years before Gone in 60 Seconds was made? Yeah, me too.
 
 
 
Til next we meet, you Can Poke Me With A Fork, Cause I Am Outta Here!

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

The April 2011 A - Z Blogging Challenge - D is for Doc Martin!

Any old Portwenn it's storming...

One of the most well rounded letters we're examining in The April 2011 A - Z Blogging Challenge is the letter D, and for that we're going to see if the doctor is in...because...

D is for Doc Martin!



Let's take a look at a British TV show you really should be watching...


I had seen this DVD set in my local Moviestop store - one of my favorite haunts to add more discs to the Video Vault, which occasionally calls out "Feed Me Seymour!" Really. In any case, this is what I saw:







Something about the image and the look on the guy's face prompted me to pick up the box and read it - and I thought the show sounded interesting. However, as a lot of DVD box sets are, this one was pretty expensive, especially for a British show that would probably run 6-8 episodes. So I moved on that day.


This has little to do with the show, I just
thought the post needed more pictures in it.


Several months later my wondrous wife Suz and I had settled into a tradition on our Saturdays: Brit Nite. (Spelled just that way, at least in my head.) We start around 5 in the evening, always opening with an episode of Classic Doctor Who - then proceed through 3 or 4 other series - some favorites have included As Time Goes By, The IT Crowd, Coupling, The Sarah Jane Adventures, Last of the Summer Wine, Spaced, and Life on Mars. Around 8-9, the evening turns over to British mystery for the rest of the night.


Again, just a placeholder picture.


I found Doc Martin on Netflix, and programmed it in to the early part of a Brit Nite to see what it was like. Doctor Martin Ellingham (Martin Clunes - Men Behaving Badly) is a brilliant medical diagnostician and surgeon who has developed a rather large flaw: he cannot stand the sight of blood, growing physically ill and sometimes even fainting when confronted with anything larger than a very small cut. This of course is quite the sticky wicket for a surgeon, and Ellingham is forced to give up his thriving London practice.

Maybe I'll teach a course in corporate
logos sometime.


He retreats to his boyhood hometown of Portwenn, taking over as the new town General Practitioner (GP) after the former doctor dies. He soon discovers that the town is filled with what could generously be called "characters," and tersely termed "loons." And terse is the route Ellingham is likely to take, as the villagers soon learn that the good doctor is, as the Amazon description of season one describes: "surly, tactless, self-centered, and uptight—but he’s the only doctor in town." Doctor Ellingham knows his job very well, but interactions with people are definitely not his strong suit. The series plays out as he and the village circle each other warily and always at arm's length.





I discovered that the character of Doc Martin was originally created in a slightly different form for the movie Saving Grace, written by Craig Ferguson (yes, of The Late Show with) and Mark Crowdy. There he was called Martin Bamford and was again played by Clunes. Two TV movies followed, with the character still called Bamford. After those movies television writer Dominic Minghella took the character of Bamford to rework and build a series around him.

Craig Ferguson


It's a terrific show, and for so many reasons. Clunes is terrific as Ellingham; a man who does not suffer fools lightly and has a sharp tongue ready to lash out with at a moment's notice. But when there's a life or death medical situation before him, there's no one better to handle it. The supporting cast is equally excellent, with Caroline Catz as local school teacher Louisa; Stephanie Cole (Waiting for God) as Martin's Aunt Joan; Stewart Wright as Police Constable Mylow; and Ian McNiece (Churchill with Matt Smith's Doctor) as local plumber Bert Large. There are other recurring characters, and all are uniformly well played by the veddy British cast.








Another huge factor in how much I enjoy this show is the location - the town of Port Isaac in Cornwall stands in for Portwenn - an astoundingly beautiful fishing village - but don't take my word for it - see for yourself:


















Breathtaking, isn't it?






Here's the cast:



Martin Clunes



Caroline Catz



Stephanie Cole
 


Ian McNiece and Joe Absolom


There have been four series of the show so far, with another scheduled to go into production this year. If you like any of the following things - English shows; medical dramas; beautiful seaside landscapes; or stupid people being called stupid - then you would probably enjoy this show and I definitely recommend you check it out!


Til next post, you Can Poke Me With A Fork, Cause I Am Outta Here!

Monday, April 4, 2011

The April 2011 A - Z Blogging Challenge - C is for Crazy Movie Posters!

It's Maniacal Movie Poster Monday!


And since this post comes on day three (skipping Sundays) of the April 2011 A - Z Blogging Challenge, we're going with film titles starting with the letter C! That means:

C is for Crazy Movie Posters!





The Crater Lake Monster  (Crown International, 1977)




I have always been a sucker for stop motion dinosaur movies, so this one has been on my radar now for literally decades, but I've still not seen it - but it has been added to the Video Vault - I just haven't watched it yet.






Carry On Sergeant  (Anglo-Amalgamated Film Distributors, 1958)



This is a great poster for several reasons. This film kicked off a very popular series of Carry On movies in Great Britain, totalling thirty (!) flicks from 1958-1978. The series came back for one more in 1992, and there have been noises of another go at a Carry On film this century, although that has quieted with the passing of the producer, Peter Rogers in 2009. The top billed actor, William Hartnell, pictured on the poster, went on to play the first Doctor Who.





Cool Breeze  (MGM, 1972)



I haven't seen this Blaxploitation remake of The Asphalt Jungle - but I want to - it's got a great cast, Roger Corman's brother Gene in the producer chair, and a knockout poster!




And that will complete our "C" voyage. Til next post, you Can Poke Me With A Fork, Cause I Am Outta Here!

Saturday, April 2, 2011

The April 2011 A - Z Blogging Challenge - B is for Bond!

Saturday Night at the Movies! 4/2/11

Who cares what picture we see?
Nobody in particular I guess, as long as whatever it is has something B related in it so I can continue posting in The April 2011 A - Z Blogging Challenge!

And that means I'm going to indulge one of my favorite things and bring on the Bond. James Bond.



B is for Bond!




Let's go back almost 25 years...to the 25th Anniversary Year for 007, in fact...








What I love about this trailer: it reuses a pretty funky version of the Bond theme written by forrmer Beatles' producer George Martin for Live and Let Die in 1973; it introduces Dalton pretty excitingly; it features (as does pretty much every version of a trailer for this flick) the horse riding guy carrying a rocket launcher sidesaddle - and the launcher seems to accidentally go off - flying off to the side of the battle and missing all the fun; and I have a particular fondness for the section of the trailer where they totally misrepresent what happens in the movie - you apparently see Bond cut free while climbing a rope - he falls - but lands on the top of a truck which is being driven by one of the baddies...luucky! And of course, that's not at all what happens in the movie - another agent is cut free, his body (a dummy) falls to its doom, and Bond chases the man responsible, ending up on the roof of his truck - but the trailer's version makes me laugh every time I see it!


We always get the poster in addition to the trailer - this time we're going with what's called the British Quad:








Another interesting new aspect of being a fan of movies is that there are other very talented fans out there who have the hobby of making new trailers for older movies in the current style of movie previews; and these can be shared online free of charge, keeping the copyright lawyers at bay. Here is a fun preview for The Living Daylights in the style of the two Daniel Craig 007 pictures:







So, The Living Daylights sits ready for watching in my collection - DVD only, no Blu-Ray release (yet!) - in case you want to drop by tonight to see it.

And til next post, you Can Poke Me With A Fork, Cause I Am Outta Here!

Friday, April 1, 2011

The April 2011 A - Z Blogging Challenge - A is for the Asylum!

A is for The Asylum!

So I was challenged to join this crazy April blog event - for the month of April a post every day except for the Sundays, spanning every letter in the alphabet. We start off where most people do in the alphabet I use - A!


They're a crazy bunch of movie people making a crazy bunch of movies, and here's one of them now, reviewed by that Beacon of Brevity - Buddha Man!







Mega Piranha  (The Asylum Home Entertainment, 2010)   The Asylum lets loose the inmates to bring us their latest sci-fi silliness, again starring an 80's pop princess - in this case Tiffany - and featuring support from another name actor - in this case Barry (Greg Brady) Williams himself - and surrounding them with a decent supporting cast, a serviceable production and lots and lots and lots of CGI. Our story this time? We start out on the Orinoco River in Venezuela, as the supered words at the bottom of the screen tell us three or four times. There, a strain of genetically modified piranha have chewed their way into an isolated river tributary. Then, thanks to the usual human stupidity, the mega piranha manage to escape and swim upstream, making their way towards Florida at the height of the tourist season, and dipping in to the "All You Can Eat" human buffet along the way.

Tiffany may not have brought out all
her glamour guns, but she is packing a
couple of pistols in this flick.
     Spring Break's only hope lies with Sarah Monroe (Tiffany) and special forces operative/spyguy Fitch (Paul Logan - who is on the Syuh-Fyuh channel enough that I think he legally owes them rent). While they work on stopping the fishy menace with the help of Secretary of State Bob Grady (Williams - get it? Bob Grady/Greg Brady?), the Mega Piranha are not resting on their laurels (or whatever those fins on bottom are called). They continue their trek to Florida, going toe to toe with the US Navy and eating a submarine and a couple of battleships. (Did I mention they've been growing all this time?) Finally they arrive in Florida, killing at least ten extras, one TV reporter, and mashing several beachfront hotels. As property values plummet, and torpedoes and depth charges fail to dent the really big beasties, Sarah and Fitch hatch their final ploy - and it's summed up best in two words: "Feeding Frenzy."

Bob Grady reminds his staff the movie's not in 3-D, so knock
it off with the red and blue!


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


I love the prop guy on this movie!
 That's a NERF gun painted black! 
  
 
 
 
Well, as promised, after finding Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus a tad lacking, I checked out this successive effort from the intrepid kids over at The Asylum - and sure enough, they pretty much got this one right. This flick starts off just as seriously as the previous one did - but not very far into it we start to realize the tongue and the cheek have met, and by the time the scientists reveal the MPs are doubling in size, strength, speed, and appetite every 36 hours, the tongue and the cheek are married and have three kids. As far as the acting goes: Tiffany is actually right on a par with Debbie Gibson acting wise - though Tiff also does contribute a song to the soundtrack here, giving her the edge in the contest; Paul Logan proves a satisfactory Lantern Jawed Hero ™; and it's always great to see a Brady anywhere these days - I just wish Barry Williams's scenes could have been a tiny bit bigger in scale as it smacks pretty hard of a lower end budget that the Secretary of State is never seen anywhere but tiny conference rooms and generic hallways. (Couldn't they have digitally inserted Williams into one public domain shot of Congress meeting or something?) But that's a quibble - this film is perfect fodder for a night of DIY MST3K-ing with some booze and some friends (in that order). The production is adequate, the effects better than expected for a movie with this budget and pedigree, and the actors all seem to be in on the joke. If you like your sci-fi on the silly side, definitely check this one out!
 
And of course, keep an eye out for the next in the series, Mega Shark vs Giant Crocosaurus, with Urkel and Star Trek: Voyager's Robert Picardo and the fourth in the series Mega Python vs Gatoroid with both Debbie Gibson and Tiffany.


There's also an offshoot video - a Mega Piranha workout DVD! See?


And one and two and one and two...


April Fool's!


 All right, even I'm done with me after that one! Til next we meet always remember...anything I might have forgotten. We'll make a good team that way.

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

The Video Vault of Mora Tau! 3/30/11

Let's take a look at some TV I watched back in the day!







I saw that Sunday night airing of Hangar 18! And Bizarre was great - non PC comedy, with nudity and Super Dave Osborne!



And at the same time - over on one of the broadcast networks...






And Saturday mornings were fun too a couple of years previously!





How about that - the stars of ABC's Dr. Shrinker jumped ship over to NBC to star with H.R. Pufnstuf in something called Lost Island? (Which looks like it had a bad video edit job put over an original title - like maybe Dr. Shrinker? But then the rights didn't transfer, maybe?)


In any case, some blasts from the past there!

Til next post, you Can Poke Me With A Fork, Cause I Am Outta Here!

Monday, March 28, 2011

Maniacal Movie Poster Monday #9!

After the visual treats of the last post, let's take today's three posters in a different direction - let's go horror!




The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Bryanston Distributing, 1974)









Die Monster Die!  (American International, 1965)











Hunchback of the Morgue  (Eva Film, 1973)







Chainsaw, axe, rats - choose your doom!


And til next post you Can Poke Me With A Fork, Cause I Am Outta Here!