1.) From Hell It Came! (1957) A killer tree! I kid you not, it has an angry meanie face on it as it walks around Africa offing guys in sarongs!
|The Tabonga - From Hell It Came|
2.) The Lift (1983) A killer elevator! Not the most mobile of movie monsters. Still, the ad line on the poster was a classic "For God's sake take the stairs!"
|The Lift - The Lift|
3.) The Mangler (1995) Stephen King gives us a killer industrial laundry folding machine! Another one where you think "I'll just not go to that industrial laundry and I'll be fine." But in this case you would be wrong because it also moves around!
|The Mangler - The Mangler|
4.) Maximum Overdrive (1986) And also from Mr. King: a killer soda machine! Oh sure, everyone remembers the trucks that come to life when the Earth goes through the mysterious comet's tail in space, but other machines also go evil and early on one unlucky man gets his thirst quenched forever when he tries for a refreshing beverage… (***bonus points for being shot here in Wilmington NC***)
|Killer soda machine - Maximum Overdrive|
5.) Evil Bong (2006) A killer bong! What else is there to say?
|EeeBee - Evil Bong|
6.) Killer Condom (1996) Yes, I mean a lethal prophylactic. Safe sex my a**! er...wait...not exactly what I meant...er...
|Killer Condom - Killer Condom|
7.) The Refrigerator (1992) There are no flies on you if you guessed killer refrigerator! And this major appliance is not so much cold storage for perishables, but more of a doorway to Hell and sometime eater of mothers-in-law
|The most obscure movie in this list - and no direct|
pictures of the creature could I find. But here's what
appears to be the VHS box, and there is a refrigerator
on it...so...that must be it, right?
8.) Death Bed (1977) Yes, it's the mattress and box springs combo that will give you a good night's sleep--forever!
|Death Bed - Death Bed|
9.) The Stuff (1985) Killer dessert! It's white, fluffy, and low calorie! It also has a big secret that doesn't bode well for you after you eat it!
|The Stuff - The Stuff|
10.) The Gingerdead Man (2005) Killer Cookie! Yes, seriously! And now I'll really scare you: Killer Cookie with the voice of Gary Busey!!!!!!
|The Gingerdead Man - The Gingerdead Man|
See you next blog--hope you're able to sleep after finding out what kind of horrors really lurk out there in the Big Wide World…until then, you Can Poke Me With A Fork, Cause I Am Outta Here!