One of the things I enjoy about some of the blogs I read is the hook, the format the review comes in that has specific repeated points in every review - stuff like "I learned while watching this movie that - " or movie notable totals that include items such as "explosions," "thunderstorms," and "actors who have appeared on Star Trek."
So, for this blog the movie reviews will be posted in a new way for me - with a more structured format "inspired by" (ripped off from? you decide) some of the blogs I've been perusing. Up top is an ad slick I glommed onto from one of those blogs, a multi feature horror program that just happened to be playing at a drive-in my wife used to go to back in the day!
Before we get to one of those new reviews (I'm still working out that structured format - and I better hurry - the first review is coming in the next 48 hours!) I think I'll kick this thing off with the very first movie review I ever got published, on May 3rd, 1984, in the McLeansboro (Il) Times-Leader. No hook, no format. Just a kid, a typewriter, and enough belief in his skills to take it into the newspaper office and present it for publication.
'Splash,'
a review by Craig Edwards
Splash is definitely the comedy catch of the year. The story concerns Alan Bauer, a New York City wholesale produce market owner who is dissatisfied with his love life. That is, until he goes to Cape Cod, and has a chance meeting with the girl of his dreams.
Bauer, played by Tom Hanks (of TV's Bosom Buddies), falls off a boat and is rescued by a beautiful blonde, Daryl "Blade Runner" Hannah, who quickly swims off.
Alan goes back to New York, more depressed than ever. However, that blonde is no ordinary girl; she's a mermaid! And she goes looking for her new-found love in the Big Apple (growing a very curvaceous set of legs on land.)
This inventive comedy was directed by "Happy Days" Ron Howard, who proved himself a very capable director with 1982's "Night Shift." The cast also includes SCTV's John Candy is a great performance as Alan's lecherous brother, and Eugene Levy (also of SCTV) as a not-very-nice marine biologist.
Everyone in the cast is very good. Hanks is a very charming hero, and Candy and Levy are great laugh-getters, but as far as I'm concerned, Miss Hannah steals the show.
Rated PG for some light adult humor, and a little inoffensive nudity, this unexpectedly poignant comedy is now playing at area theaters.
And that will do it for this go-round! As I used to sign off in that old M5 newsletter, Poke Me With A Fork, 'Cause I Am Outta Here!
Your blogging technique is unstoppable.
ReplyDeleteLove the image-driven lead and the retro-review! And the voice is alllll you. Which makes this blog a must-see for me.
ReplyDeleteLooking forward to a long and entertaining journey via the new incarnation of M5...
Very excellent I must say(lol)...this is awesome sir!
ReplyDeleteI remember the Tar Heel, but by the time I visited it was all XXX.
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ReplyDeleteIn my favorite TV show, the early 90s sitcom Get A Life, the lead character is obsessed with Darryl Hannah, due to her performance in Splash, which, if I recall correctly, he singles out as the greatest dramatic performance in contemporary film -- or words to that effect.
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