And although he might appear to be heading for the hills there at the end...don't worry...he'll be back...Watch This Space...
And until the next post, you Can Poke Me With A Fork, Cause I Am Outta Here!
|Hey, it was a TV movie - they don't usually have theatrical posters...|
|Thankfully the director instructed the cast to amp up their performances after this; |
otherwise the title might have been Mild Consternation on the Beach.
|Buddha Man says "Terror on the Beach is Dennis Weaver,|
delinquents, and dune buggies and will tide you over until
the next flick."
|Sean McClory - the best dressed psycho in the business.|
|Jack Stang hopes the audience might help him wrestle the cone |
away from Mickey Spillane.
|Meet Zipperface. Stop laughing.|
|Man this movie bites. Make up your own joke.|
|Does death even come in human form for this fifth go-round?|
|Miles Fisher, Bale-ing on the left |
and Cruise-ing on the right.
|Buddha Man says "Final Destination 5 happily won't be the |
disaster escaped in Final Destination 6!"
|The first victim (Dale Kalberg), showing the kind of|
contempt for buttons that can get you hired for a movie,
and the kind of contempt for cautionary movie titles
that can get you killed in a movie.
|Nicholas Worth moments after being told there wouldn't be a "The Phone's|
Still Ringing: Don't Answer It 2"
|Not like this.|
|Buddha Man says: "Don't Answer the Phone makes its |
connection, but there is a little static on the line."
|Market House, Fayetteville NC|
There the hell is Matt!
|Ray's on the neat portable ladder;|
Matt advises from street level.
|The crowd X 3|
|Suzie in her dancing finery.|
|The Man of the Hour, ready to boogie.|
|The T-Shirt logo.|