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Saturday, December 31, 2011

Saturday Night at the Movies 12/31/11!

Who cares what picture we see?


John Saxon very well could, so we'll close out 2011 with this one.















My very favorite martial arts movie of all gives us prime Bruce Lee, with terrific support from John Saxon and Jim Kelly. It can get just as entertainingly silly as any Asian martial arts movie, but it has the gloss of early 70's Hollywood; fewer people dubbed than usual; and the fun of trying to spot young Jackie Chan among the hordes on Han's island. What more could anyone ask?


And it resides in the video vault in a fine special edition DVD - and could be watched anytime - even tonight - should you care to come by!

Until next post, you Can Poke Me With A Fork, Cause I Am Outta Here!

Friday, December 30, 2011

Salmon Dave!

Humanoids from the Deep  (New World Pictures, 1980)







Before the Camera:


Hi, he's Doug McClure - you may know him from such films as Warlords from the Deep, and The Land That Time Forgot!
Ann Turkel  (Ravagers)
Vic Morrow  (1990: The Bronx Warriors)
Cindy Weintraub  (The Prowler)
Anthony Pena  (Porky's II: The Next Day)
Denise Galik  (Get Crazy)
Lynn Theel  (Without Warning)
Meegan King  (Blue Sunshine)
Breck Costin  (The Man with Two Brains)
Hoke Howell  (Kingdom of the Spiders)
Don Maxwell  (The Bees)
and
Linda Shayne  (Screwballs)
as
Miss Salmon 1980




Behind the Camera:


Directed by Barbara Peeters

Produced by Martin B. Cohen, Hunt Lowry, and Roger Corman

Written by Frederick James

Story by Frank Arnold and Martin B. Cohen



From the wondrous days of Roger Corman's New World Pictures comes this drive-in classic about creatures attacking a small community in the Pacific Northwest. Starting off with a terrific cast of old pros, this one gets off to a pretty quick start and never lets up. It's local salmon fisherman against the Native Americans in the town of Noyo - apparently they put out a statute against Yogurt and it really caught on... The fishermen, led by cranky Hank (Morrow) are working for themselves but supplying all their catch to the local cannery, and they're perfectly willing to go to any lengths to keep fishing the waters around the town. The Native Americans, led by Johnny Eagle (Pena) are protesting, as the delicate ecosystem the fish live in is being destroyed by overfishing and by the cannery's scientific efforts to produce more and larger salmon. Thrown into the mix are good guy fisherman (McClure) and his new pal, the cannery's lady scientist (Turkel), who realizes that apparently some of those experiments have proven a little too successful as large, fishy bipedal things start attacking any townspeople they run across. And while they are nasty and deadly, they don't just want to rip your face off. Oh no. They're looking to get to know the ladyfolk better. A lot better, if you take my meaning and I'll bet you do. (And if you don't, just read that poster tagline up there.) So even as the humans in town are at each others' throats, the humanoids outside of town are massing for an all out attack. Who will survive, and what will be left of them?

That's right, Ann Turkel - bring a camera to a gunfight!
This is definitely one of the best to come out of the Corman stable from any of his many different periods of production. It takes some good actors, puts them in a plot that mixes racial drama with a little nugget of message inside (definitely a part of the blueprint for any Corman New World picture) and then throws in gory attack scenes from some impressively realized man-in-suit monsters created by the incredible Rob Bottin. There's copious blood and nudity, and bonus features like a brief appearance by Linda Shayne as a beauty queen in the carnival climax.
Miss Salmon 1980
I was always impressed that a movie this graphic - including the attacks on the ladies - was directed by a woman. The bonus features on the disc, however, make it clear that while the ever-shrewd producer put a woman at the helm at least in part to stave off critic and protestor attacks on a flick with several scenes of monsters raping women, the initial end result did not provide all the necessary intensity that Corman knew would make the movie work. I don't want to spoil the featurette for those who enjoy them, but he does say that while the initial director's cut did provide horrendous bloody death for every attacked man in the movie, it then shied away from showing anything at all when a woman was attacked. And although I'm sure it hurt ol' Rog right in his wallet to do it, he went ahead and ponied up enough dough for a second unit to go out and shoot much more graphic shots to be used in the attack scenes. The end result of these disparate elements is a gleefully nasty trash classic that takes the old "monster chasing the female hottie" trope and shows it. All of it. Right there on screen. As a result, I understand this one isn't for everyone, but if you want to see a perfectly formed example of Roger Corman's factory product mixing exploitation with social commentary, here's one you'll want to pick up.



Let's Get Out of Here ?


At around 36:20 Breck Costin doesn't want to know who's come to see him. And then at approximately 47:28 he doesn't seem to be happy anywhere.



Eye Candy ?

In a cast with quite a few attractive ladies - we're welcoming two to the list:



Lynn Theel - for wearing the sexiest lingerie during a
fishman attack I've ever seen:




Linda Shayne - for making such an impression
with forty seven seconds of screen time.

Welcome aboard, ladies!






Buddha Man's Capsule Review


Buddha Man says "Humanoids from the Deep is the Catch
of the Day, if you're looking for fun entertainment on the
trashy side..."






Thanks as always, Mr. Man. Until next post you Can Poke Me With A Fork, Cause I Am Outta Here!

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

PSA A Go Go 12/28/11!

In the interests of serving the public with an announcement - here's a public service announcement courtesy LGOOH and artist Rob Kelly!









Thank you Harry. Until next post, you Can Poke Me With A Fork, Cause I Am Outta Here!

Monday, December 26, 2011

Maniacal Movie Poster Monday #49!

2011 is almost over - and as we close out this department for the year it seems we might as well make it one last theme week...with three movies set on December 31st...



Get Crazy  (Embassy Pictures, 1983)

This crazy comedy came onto my radar when I saw a preview for its debut on my pal Brad's HBO back in high school - we watched it and were knocked out - it's director Allan Arkush's Valentine to his days at the Fillmore East - the wild rock palace run by impresario Bill Graham - this highly recommended flick gives us a crazy New Year's Eve at a venue where a concert headlined by the biggest names in rock are going to usher in that amazing year - 1983! Check out that cast up there, and add Roger Corman stalwarts Mary Woronov, Paul Bartel, Dick Miller, and Jackie Joseph; plus Fabian, Bobby Sherman, Lou Reed, Ed Begley Jr, and Robert Picardo. What are you waiting for? Get Crazy!












Repeat Performance  (Eagle-Lion Films, 1947)





I haven't seen this one - but it sounds interesting - a woman murders her cheating husband at the stroke of midnight on New Year's Eve, then wishes she could undo her deed - and suddenly finds herself at the stroke of midnight on New Year's Eve - the previous year! With 365 days to relive and to redirect her life, can she prevent the murder from occurring again when that December 31st comes back around for the second time?








The Poseidon Adventure  (Warner Bros, 1972)





Probably my favorite disaster movie from the 70's takes the time to set up the whole plot for you - right on the poster - including that it takes place on New Year's Eve! Forget the TV movie remake; forget the theatrical remake - see this one! Hell! See it upside down!








The blog might have another post or two this year, but that's all for 2011's Maniacal Movie Poster Mondays - see you in 2012! Until next year, you Can Poke Me With A Fork, Cause I Am Outta Here!

Sunday, December 25, 2011

Merry Christmas!

From everyone at Let's Get Out of Here - the very happiest of Yuletides!









Until next post, you Can Poke Me With A Fork, Cause I Am Outta Here!

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Saturday Night at the Movies 12/24/11!

Who cares what picture we see?


Well, you know Santa Claus does - and this being Christmas Eve, and LGOOH - there's pretty much only one choice:


















Say what you will about this supremely goofy kids flick - it remains the only movie I've seen in Space Blazing COLOR. Back in the 80's, there was a woman famous for fifteen minutes named Pia Zadora - kind of the Paris Hilton / Kim Kardashian of her day - she did a couple of movies, and won a Golden Globe for Best New Star that was paid for by her then very rich then husband. After that she faded back into obscurity - but she gave SCCtM a real shot in the arm at that time, garnering it more late night TV play around the holiday, because she was in it as a child actress!


Pia in
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
 
Pia at the height of her fame in the early 80's


SCCtM seems to have fallen into the public domain, so it is available on scads of bargain DVDs - it can also be found in its entirety on YouTube, should you care to make that YuleTube and add this movie to your holiday gathering.

Of course, I own it several times, so you could always come watch it with me - even tonight!




I'm not going to say the obvious thing to sign off - after all, I have to leave myself something to say tomorrow, right? So until then, you Can Poke Me With A Fork, Cause I Am Outta Here!

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

I WON AN AWARD!!!

WOWSERS!!!




Thanks to a lot of very cool people, I have won TheMovie411 Blog Award for Best Post for my Friday the 13th retrospective titled "Voorhees a Jolly Good Fellow!"





And you can go look at a page much like this by clicking here

I would like to thank everyone over at TheMovie411 - Dempsey Sanders, Christian James, MindofMine, and especially Melissa Bradley - a hell of a blogging pal - and now an award winning sexy one too!

I would like to thank my fellow nominees - Alex J Cavanaugh, Cool Ass Cinema, FilmMattic, and SonSation - it truly was an honor to be nominated in such company.

I would like to thank everyone who voted for me - and anyone who spread the word to check out the posts and vote!

And lastly I would like to thank LGOOH Official Blog Celebrity Adrienne King, for starring in the first movie that inspired the post series - and for voting for me and spreading the word among her online fan base - she calls us her campers - that there was a cool Friday the 13th post they could check out - and vote for, if they liked it! She is a hell of a lady!



Hmmm, which self serving diatribic phrase should I use to destroy all the goodwill that got us here?


"You like me! You really like me!"

or

"I'm the King of the World!"



Vote in the comments below if you care to...and until next time, you Can Poke Me With A Fork, Cause I Am Outta Here!