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Saturday, November 5, 2011

Nine Days of the Ninja: Day Five!

Now I don't want to scare anyone...but I'm going to give to you straight about Steve Miller. His body was never recovered from the lake after...wait...sorry, no, that's Jason Voorhees...wrong guy...that Friday the 13th triple post is sticking in my head...no, Steve Miller...head honcho of the world of pop culture over at Cinema Steve - he thought up a nine day celebration of those black clad assassins of legend and invited me...so here we are...


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Saturday Night at the Movies! 11/5/11


Who cares what picture we see?


Well, for this Nine Day Ninjitsu-laden Blogfest, it turns out Guich Koock does, and he has made a very special choice -

It's a Special Dusk-to-Dawn Show!














Back in the glorious 80's, Cannon Films seemingly had a new flick in the theaters every couple of weeks. I got to see this one on the Big Screen, which made it all the better. You got Dudikoff, one Cannon's most durable stars; you get bonus star in Steve James (I'm Gonna Get You Sucka); you got John Fujioka (Futureworld) as the ninja mentor; you got Guich Koock from TV's Carter Country and some Andy Sidaris movies as the military authority figure with the hot daughter; and you got Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter's Judie Aronson as the hot daughter. And last but not least Don Stewart (Carnival Magic) as the bad guy! That is an actorly recipe for success right there!




Nip out for some popcorn, then hurry back for feature two:














This sequel also played theaters, and my tush was in a seat opening weekend. And the movie got everything pretty much right - Dudikoff is back, still hanging out with the great Steve James, and John Fujioka pops back in too. Bad guy Gary Conway was once the Teenage Frankenstein, and now he's not only the villain here - he's also the co-writer!




Intermission!









Time for the second half of this dusk-to-dawn show! Glad you all made it back - unfortunately, Michael Dudikoff didn't!













Yeah, Dudikoff hit the road for this one, but thank goodness Steve James came back for continuity! And you get Marjoe Gortner (Starcrash) as the bad guy! I didn't get to see this one in a theater, but I enjoyed it thoroughly on VHS!







Time for a seventh inning stretch!






And let's get our last feature underway! And look who came back!















I love crossovers - even within the same series - so although it doesn't seem to rank high on many review sites, I thoroughly enjoyed this one-shot team-up between the two American Ninjas, even if Steve James took a hike this time. At least there's another fine villain in James Booth (Pray for Death).



So, you may be asking - aren't we screening the movie now known as American Ninja 5, starring David Bradley? Well, frankly, no. That movie was produced as American Dragons, is rated PG or PG-13, and has Bradley playing a different character. It got the American Ninja title slapped on it after the fact in the hopes it would entice the series fans - well, not this one, buddy.


The real American Ninja movies are a lot of fun, and they all reside in the video vault, ready to go at any time - even tonight, should you care to come by. And until next post you Can Poke Me With A Fork, Cause I Am Outta Here!

Friday, November 4, 2011

Nine Days of the Ninja: Day Four!

Steve Miller, the esteemed gentleman behind the fun Cinema Steve blog empire, thought it might be a good idea to throw the spotlight on those most elusive of martial arts mavens - I agreed with him, and so here we are nearly halfway through the...





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Ninja Death Squad  (Filmark International, 1987)











Before the Camera:

Glen Carson (Ninja 8: Warriors of Fire)
Joff Houston (Ninja Phantom Heroes)
John Wilford (Death Code: Ninja)
and
Jonathan Isgar (Ninja: American Warrior)


Actually, all of the above guys are in all of the above movies. Except that punk Wilford, who broke out on his own with that Death Code: Ninja movie...



Behind the Camera:

Directed by Tommy Cheng (Godfrey Ho)

Produced by Tomas Tang (Godfrey Ho)

Written by   no one would take the blame credit, but I bet it was Godfrey Ho, too tired to come up with another fake name  - you know, something like "Thommy Pong".



You gotta love a filmmaker who thinks like this: Ninja. Code. Heroes. Death. Warrior. Fire. Squad. Pick Three. Instant Movie Title!




    Legends tell of a movie producer who went mad in the 80's and shot about a million feet of film showing nothing but crazy ninja action. Ninjas fighting, ninjas battling, ninjas wrestling, ninjas tussling, ninjas killing, ninjas dying. Then he shot a several "plot" sequences using about 6 actors and about 1 plot. Then he bought up any unfinished film project he could find and taking it all he disappeared into the mythical Editing Room of Mora Tau, and emerged a few months later with more ninja movies than anyone had ever seen, or would ever want to. (Except for me). His name? Godfrey Ho. (Well, of course!)

He threw together film stocks and movies that were never meant to play the same theater, let alone find themselves manhandled into a movie with ninjas. For example: Ho bought an unfinished movie about dead Asian guys walking around. Add some of the footage with black clad Asian warriors and Voira! Zombie vs Ninja (1988)! And that's 22 years before Ninjas vs Zombies (2010), though I can only imagine what a terrific double feature that would be!

But I digress. Back to Ninja Death Squad.

    This is normally where I'd recount the plot. Except this time there isn't any. There's a couple of guys, and everybody else wants to kill them. Lucky thing they're both ninjas! Cue ninja action for 80 minutes. Roll credits.

    Needless to say, I loved this movie.
Here's a really terrible picture, but two things: it was literally
the only photo from this movie available on the entire
internet; and it does show the epic ninja umbrella battle!



    This is a very cheap flick, with some of the worst dubbing I've ever seen, rivalling Challenge of the Tiger, but in a different way. In that Bruce Le/Richard Harrison movie, the acting of the dubbing was actually not bad, it was that the words and the lips really never matched, even to the point of entire conversations going on with no one moving their mouths. Here, total opposite: they try really hard to match the amount of dialogue to the amount of lip movement, but it results in short choppy sentences that literally sound like they were made up on the spot, with three or four performers doing all their "best" voices to provide sound for all the speaking roles in the movie. Truly wretched dialogue results, made all the more heavenly when every fourth voice sounds like one of the guys' Arnold Stang impression.

     Sealing the deal for me is that this is ninja action of the "superhuman" variety. (Lesson #1: ninjas who obey the laws of nature and physics are BORING ninjas). You know you're in for a good time when in the first few minutes, the lead throws down a smoke bomb, there's an obvious cut, with a completely different cloud of smoke, and the hero is instantly in his ninja outfit, ready to fight. Later on, they run out of smoke bombs and the jump cut change is done right in front of your eyes, making it even more impressive. (And by more impressive I mean less impressive). These ninjas also can jump a few stories straight up; throw their costume so cloth flies out of their sleeve - like a bad Las Vegas stage magician's 'neverending scarves' trick - and wrap around a fleeing enemy's neck; make themselves into a see through apparition like Topper, and produce weaponry that must be coming from some mysterious 'ninja pocket dimension' they carry with them, because it would hurt too much to have this stuff hidden in any orifices.

    So in the end, you may have no idea what's going on moment to moment, but in those moments you'll see ninjas doing neat stuff, lots of machine gun fire and explosions, a flamethrower, and at least one woman wandering around in a jungle wearing a micromini skirt. What more could anyone ask?





Let's Get Out of Here ?

At  around 14:58, after having their clocks cleaned, one of our dubbed bad guys proposes taking their timepieces elsewhere.






Eye Candy ?


There are at least two women in this movie, onscreen for at least 47 seconds. Total. For both. I think. Nope, no winners this time.




Buddha Man's Capsule Review

Buddha Man says "Ninja Death Squad is Ho-key fun,
by Godfrey!"


 Til next time, you Can Poke Me With A Fork, Cause I Am Outta Here!

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Nine Days of the Ninja: Day Three!

The deadliest warriors ever. The coolest bloggers ever. My chum Steve Miller - Cinema Steve himself - brought those two things together, and here we are in:





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Ninja Public Service Announcement!




You may notice that my posts so far seem to revolve around a select few pop culture ninjas. Well, it's true. But these are the guys who got me in to ninjas to begin with, so they're kinda my go-to guys for ninjariffic fun!


But it's time to dial that fun back, so that TV's greatest ninja - Lee Van Cleef - star of the NBC TV series The Master - can give us an announcement that will serve the public with the help of artist Rob Kelly:




Yeah, I know he's wearing his cowboy outfit here instead of his ninja outfit - but I think he was afraid we wouldn't be able to see him if he turned on his full ninja-ocity...


But I wouldn't want to disappoint, so here's some John Peter McAllister pictures!
































Until next post, you Can Poke Me With A Fork, Cause I Am Outta Here!

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Nine Days of the Ninja: Day Two!


My blog chum Steve Miller over at Cinema Steve conceived a great Blogfest, and I am proud to be participating in it:



If you'd like to participate in this Blogfest,
go here


And we're off!




Off to visit The Video Vault of Mora Tau, that is!



Let's take a look at some fabulous Ninja action, courtesy the legendary Sho Kosugi and a clip from his host segments for Transworld Video's "Sho Kosugi's Ninja Theater" VHS movie series. Our host didn't appear in the movies (at least most of them) but simply provided a fast and fun intro and outro, much like the "Sybil Danning's Adventure Video" series from the same company.











And because my great love of ninjas was founded during the 80's - when ninjas were all the rage - here are the opening credits to the NBC series The Master - which was kind of like Hardcastle and McCormick with throwing stars. You'll see a familiar face in there too, if you watched clip one.









And here's a clip with some crazy ninja action - wish I could tell you where it comes from, but honestly, I have no idea what this movie is. But it does show how ninjas will spring up from nowhere and stop at nothing to conquer their opponents - including wearing roller skates like deadly deadly carhops!








And with that I take my leave of you. Please make yourself at home, look around all you want! Until next post, you Can Poke Me With A Fork, Cause I Am Outta Here!

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Nine Days of the Ninja: Day One!

Thanks to my blog pal Steve Miller over at Cinema Steve I am participating in this charming little Blogfest:



If you'd like to participate in this Blogfest,
go here


And away we go!



TenList Presents: Ten Ninjas from Movies and TV!





That's one for each day of this Blogfest, and one to grow on!





1. Sho Kosugi  (Ultimate Movie Ninja)
























2. Lee Van Cleef  (TV's The Master)














3. Michael Dudikoff  (American Ninja)

















4. David Bradley  (American Ninja 3: Blood Hunt)












5. Franco Nero  (Enter the Ninja)



























6. Lucinda Dickey (Ninja III: The Domination)














7. John Lone (The Hunted)











8. Conan Lee  (Eliminators)












9. Natassia Malthe  (Dead or Alive)












10. Ian Hunter  (Order of the Black Eagle)










There may be several more ninjas lurking in this post - who could possibly say? I couldn't, and until next post, you Can Poke Me With A Fork, Cause I Am Outta Here!

Monday, October 31, 2011

Maniacal Movie Poster Monday #41 / 2011 Halloween Horrorfest

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!








If the day goes as planned, I will spend a big chunk of it putting the last few films of the 2011 Halloween Horrorfest in front of my eyes, and in the evening my doorbell will ring several times, and a big bowl of candy bags will empty out bit by bit...


In the meantime, it's also Maniacal Movie Poster Monday, and that means we need to take a look at three movie posters! So let's do that, in and around some other tomfoolery of one sort or another...and let's finish out the Halloween Blogfest Blowout with three scary movies well worth a watch on Halloween...or any other day you want to see them...



Carnival of Souls  (Herts-Lion International Corporation, 1962)






This wonderfully creepy old chiller is in the public domain and consequently easily found on DVD in just about any bargain bin. If you've never seen it - you really should. It's just a good movie.




And with that let's watch the opening to one of my favorite TV shows ever, with classic scary theme music...









Creepshow  (Warner Bros., 1982)






George Romero and his regular crew - including makeup whiz Tom Savini - team up with Stephen King for a five story anthology film tribute to the old EC comics? Definitely a fave of mine - and one I certainly recommend!








If you've never heard Orson Welle's and the Mercury Theater's famous Halloween radio play of War of the Worlds - which panicked a great portion of listeners the night it aired -  here's your chance - at almost an hour it's the longest clip I've ever posted - but it's a fun listen.









Halloween III: Season of the Witch  (Universal, 1982)




No one seems to like this movie - except maybe just me. But the same people who complain about this movie also take the later Halloween sequels to task for bringing Michael Myers back too many times. So which is it?

Personally, I think the idea of John Carpenter and Debra Hill to produce an ongoing series of unrelated horror movies under the Halloween title banner on a yearly basis was freaking awesome, and I wish they were still coming out (they'd be on something like Halloween 31: We're Down to Scary Stuff Involving Penguins by now)

And that said, I like this goofy horror movie that tries to do something different that the usual stalk and slash maniac with knife movies that were popping up everywhere at the time.










Another of my favorite scary shows as a kid: Rod Serling's Night Gallery. Here's a cool promo for a recent cable airing - followed by the opening with another creepy theme song...



















But we're not done -
Here's some TV shots of today's spooky watchings...


Spider Baby (1964)


House of Dracula (1945)




Vacancy (2007)





Munster Go Home! (1966)






The Raven (1964)


I was planning to watch the recent remake of The Wolfman, but time ran out and the last trick or treaters came while Vincent and Boris were still battling, so The Raven brought my month-long Halloween Horrorfest to a close. Not a bad way to go out, I must say.


Here then is the list of everything I watched in October:


Dark Ride
Quarantine
Masters of Horror: "Pelts"
Sorority Row
The Evil
Masters of Horror: "Imprint"
Bread Crumbs
Elvira's Movie Macabre: The Giant Gila Monster
Tales from the Crypt: "The Switch"
Twice Dead
Brutal
Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein
Deathmaster
Masters of Horror: "Sick Girl"
Tales from the Crypt: "Cutting Cards"
Night of the Strangler
Phantasm
Halloween (1978)
Hatchet
Halloween II (1981)
Harvest of Fear
Alone in the Dark (1982)
The Ruins
Jack-O
Zombie Strippers
Blood Feast
Frozen
Human Centipede 2: Full Sequence
The Evil Dead
Elvira's Movie Macabre: Night of the Living Dead
Death of the Dead
Spider Baby
House of Dracula
Vacancy
Munster Go Home!
The Raven (1963)


and several episodes of Freddy's Nightmares!




And that wraps up October, and the 2011 Halloween Blogfest Blowout! But we're not done with daily posts - no sir! Tomorrow LGOOH starts participating in November's Nine Days of the Ninja Blogfest - thanks to Blog Pal Steve Miller and his cadre of wonderful pop culture blogs! See you then, and until then - you Can Poke Me With A Fork, Cause I Am Outta Here!

Sunday, October 30, 2011

Tales from the Script - Halloween 9!


Oooo, kiddies! It's time for another scary script excerpt from a screenplay written by yours truly!


Halloween 9!

The perfect title for this would have been Halloween: Resurrection, because it was written to send the series off in a new direction for about three more movies. Then part 8 stole that title, and it didn't even mean anything there. *sigh*

I wrote this in 2002 and 2003, trying to finish it for the 25th anniversary of the first movie's release. I got it written by then, but not produced and on theater screens.

I think an aspect of the first few pages of this script have actually worked against me - the opening sequence is supposed to be a schlocky movie version of the opening minutes of John Carpenter's classic - in other words, what if the story of Michael Myers was real, but when filmed it was by filmmakers much less talented than the people who made the real Halloween in 1978?

So, the dialogue in these scenes is supposed to be a poorly written reflection of the real movie's lines. I fear that some may have started reading this and thought this was my real dialogue - then closed the script as it was obvious I couldn't write for crap?

So - I think if I send this out again it will have a post-it on the first page explaining this.


FADE IN:

EXT. HOUSE - NIGHT - POV - MOVIE SEQUENCE
A sinister jack-o-lantern grins from the porch of this modest midwestern home. Whoever has been staring at it would seem to be fairly short as he turns away and walks over to a side window.
Inside, a teenage girl dressed in rather theatrical 1960’s era clothes sits on a couch and giggles as a teenage boy dressed in the same theatrical style nuzzles her neck. JUDITH playfully pushes JOHN away.

JUDITH
Stop! Michael’s around here somewhere. He is only six years old. He might see us and be upset.

John grabs up a clown mask lying nearby and puts it over his face as renews his assault on Judith. She can’t help but giggle as she pushes him away again.

JOHN
Let’s go upstairs to your bedroom and have
sex.

JUDITH
All right. Yes. That sounds good.

She grabs him by the hand and they run for the stairs.

The watcher waits a moment at the window, then steps back and looks up. The light in the upstairs window winks out, and there is a MUSICAL STING underscoring it.

The watcher turns and walks toward a back door. He steps inside, and looks quickly around the semi-dark kitchen. He makes his way over to a drawer and opens it. His hand reaches inside and pulls out an almost ridiculously large butcher knife.

The watcher walks with it through a connecting door to the living room.

After crossing the living room, the watcher finds the clown mask lying in the doorway to the hallway where the stairs are. As he bends down to pick it up, he pulls back around the corner of the door and peers carefully around it.

John bounds down the stairs, pulling his shirt on. He pauses and looks back up the stairs.

JOHN
I’m sorry, I’ll try to last longer next time.

JUDITH
Okay. That sounds good.

JOHN
I’ll call you on the telephone.

JUDITH
Okay!

John pounds down the last couple of stairs and out the front door. As soon as it is closed, the watcher starts for the stairs.

He slips the mask on, and the POV is now through the mask’s eyeholes as he climbs the stairs.
At the top of the stairs, the watcher unerringly walks into one of the bedrooms.
Inside the room, Judith sits at a dressing table, brushing her hair and humming to herself. She finally notices that someone has come into her room and turns to see who it is.

JUDITH (CONT’D)
Michael? Is that you, you little scamp?
Michael?

Suddenly, the watcher raises the knife high over his head and whips it down. Judith’s head fairly well leaps from her shoulders, gouts of blood spraying the room.


INT, STUDIO SCREENING ROOM - NIGHT
Suddenly we cut out of the film as an audience comprised mostly of teenagers screams at the decapitation they just witnessed. Behind the crowd stand two men, both middle aged, in suits, and smarmed to perfection. They are the film’s producers, LEE CUSHING and PRICE CARRADINE. They smile knowingly at each other. Cushing leans in close to Carradine.

CUSHING
He didn’t really cut off her head, you know.

CARRADINE
You know it, and I know it, but they don’t
know it, and it sure does make the rugrats
scream, so what the hell?

CUSHING
True enough.

The crowd screams again.

CARRADINE
With reactions like that, I’m almost not
nervous about opening night.

CUSHING
Let’s see what the reaction cards say. We’ve
still got a week to play around with the
picture in the editing room is we need to.

The crowd screams yet again.

CARRADINE
I don’t think we’re going to have to
worry about that.


EXT. MOVIE THEATER - NIGHT
Starting out in the leaves of a treem the camera CRANES down, bringing into view a marquee which reads “Starts Tonight - Trick or Treat: The Michael Myers Story”
A subtitle informs us that this is “October 22nd.”
The line waiting to get into the movie is around the block. Lee Cushing and Price Carradine are near enough to the entrance to be spotted as they grin and grin at the crowd buying tickets.


INT. MOVIE THEATER - NIGHT
The auditorium is packed. Onscreen, a young woman sits in a doorway, spent and tired. The onscreen character is LAURIE STRODE (MOVIE).

The shot is wide, and allows the audience to see what she doesn’t. A tall, imposing figure in coveralls and a white mask sits up on the other side of the room. The crowd in the theater reacts to this audibly.

LAURIE
Thank God it’s over.

The crowd’s tension mounts as behind Laurie the figure stands and begins to shuffle toward her. She stands, taking the tension level to an all time high. The masked figure reaches out for her..
.
We cut away from the scream and to the audience as they walk the knife edge of terror, finally releasing it in another shattering scream in unison.


INT. MOVIE THEATER LOBBY - NIGHT
Cushing and Carradine stand outside the theater doors and react visibly each time there’s a scream from inside.

CUSHING
I told you we had nothing to
worry about!

CARRADINE
I guess so. I like how you stacked
the deck anyway.

CUSHING
What are you talking about?

Cushing nods at the auditorium door.

CARRADINE
Michael Myers.

CUSHING
I’m totally lost now.

CARRADINE
The Michael Myers you hired. He walked
right in like he owned the place. Sat right
down and managed to clear a couple of
seats all around!

CUSHING
Are you telling me someone dressed as
Michael Myers is in there right now?

CARRADINE
Yeah. Didn’t you hire him?

CUSHING
No. Remember, we talked about it
but decided there’d be too much
potential for trouble?

CARRADINE
I thought you’d changed your mind.

Cushing starts to walk away.

CUSHING
Stay put. I’m getting the manager.


INT. MOVIE THEATER AUDITORIUM - NIGHT
Cushing and Carradine enter, followed closely by a nervous THEATER MANAGER. They walk down the aisle, Cushing in the lead.

CARRADINE
I don’t see him now, he was sitting
right up there.

He gestures to a seat a few rows away. No one sits there, but there is a figure slumped in the seat in front of the empty one.

The tension builds as the trio comes to a stop by the seat in question. Cushing starts to reach for the slumped figure, but Carradine stops him.

CARRADINE (CONT’D)
Hang on, it’s almost over.

Onscreen, the young woman playing Laurie turns to an older actor - a very miscast George Hamilton type - playing DR. LOOMIS.

LAURIE
Was that the boogeyman, or something?

DR. LOOMIS
Yes. That’s exactly who he seemed
to be. Most definitely just like
a boogeyman.

Laurie screams a bone shattering shriek as the screen fades to black and the credits start.

In the theater, the lights come up slightly as the crowd gets up almost in unison to go. Cushing and Carradine hide their fears as they nod and grin at the departing audience members.

After most of the crowd has dispersed, Carradine nods to the slumped figure.

CARRADINE
Go ahead.

Cushing reaches out to the slumped figure. He touches the shoulder...

...and the man snaps awake, the last bit of a snore ripping out of his mouth.
Cushing and Carradine sigh hugely, then turn to each other as the man rises to leave.

CUSHING
Can’t please them all, I guess.

THEATER MANAGER
Sonofabitch!

The two producers whirl to the man.

CARRADINE
What?

THEATER MANAGER
That!

He points to the back of the seat directly in front of the seat the alleged Michael Myers sat in. Scratched deeply and savagely into the wood is the word “sister.”

CUSHING
Some people take these horror movies
way too seriously.

As they turn to go, the familiar notes of the “Halloween” theme start their ominous cadence...

BEGIN CREDITS


After this opening, we meet Jennilee Bennett - the young actress who was playing Laurie Strode in that movie we were seeing bits of. She heads home to rural North Carolina for a visit with her mother and father and some friends. The Bennetts live in a big walled compound -  within its walls are the Bennett home; the home of Jennilee's paternal grandmother, recently deceased; the house of Jennilee's Great Aunt Judy, a crabby old jackwagon who lives to cause trouble; and a trailer for the compound maintenance man, Lou.

Across the next week, while we get to know Jennilee and her friends, they begin planning a big Halloween party to be held on the grounds of the compound on Halloween night. Jennilee's parents are going to be away, and they just need to duck Lou and Aunt Judy to have some real fun.

While the party preparations are underway, Jennilee is unnerved when she starts to see images of Michael Myers nearby, watching her. Shaken, she retreats into the compound walls, confident in the security of the twelve foot wall around the place.

She'd be less secure if she saw what happened to Lou as he patrolled the perimeter - he finds a tree cut down and propped against the wall, giving anyone easy access to the compound. As Lou starts to call the sheriff, Michael Myers appears and gives Lou a personal lesson in how he chopped that tree down. Lou is no more.

Later, Jennilee spends some time in her Grandmother's house, reminiscing. She leaves to see her parents off on their trip, and forgets her cell phone and house keys at Grandma's. Later, after dark, at the urging of her boyfriend Mitchell, who has been unable to reach her on her cell and is forced to call the house phone - Jennilee realizes she must have left the phone and keys at Grandma's and walks up alone in the night to retrieve them. Aunt Judy's house is at the other end of the compound, but Lou's trailer is not far away. Still, this is little comfort when the night beckons to her with a chill wind. Finally, she makes it to Grandma's house. It is October 30th.


INT. GRANDMA’S HOUSE - NIGHT

The house is exactly like it was when we last saw it, only darker. Jennilee turns on a light in the back porch area, then walks over to kitchen. She turns on a light there, but it immediately flashes out in a bulb burnout, scaring her again.

JENNILEE
Great!

She walks over to the door leading into the living room. The small lamp is still on, throwing a light around the room that can only be called feeble when compared to the darkness surrounding it.

Jennilee walks into the room and over to the table where she left her phone and keys. She scoops up the phone, but the keys are nowhere to be found. She looks all around the table, but cannot find them.

JENNILEE (CONT’D)
Keys...keys...

While thinking about the problem, Jennilee notices a picture of Aunt Judy in a frame nearby.

JENNILEE (CONT’D)
Aunt Judy? Would she have come up here?
But if she did, why would she pick up
my keys and leave my phone here?

Shaking her head at the mystery, Jennilee turns off the lights an
d heads back through the kitchen and onto the back porch. Once there she pauses, lost in thought. Suddenly she perks up at something she sees outside.


EXT. BENNETT COMPOUND - NIGHT

Across the back yard, Lou’s trailer is visible in the illumination from the security light in between the two dwellings. A tall, dark figure with a very pale face walks the length of the trailer, headed for the front door.

JENNILEE (CONT’D)
There’s Lou! Maybe he grabbed my
keys!

She whips the back door open as the figure across the way mounts the steps to the trailer.

JENNILEE (CONT’D)
Lou!

The figure pauses on the steps for a split second, then steps on into the trailer.
A confused Jennilee walks forward, then makes a decision and strides resolutely towards the trailer. She reaches the door and knocks. She waits a moment, then pulls the front door open.

JENNILEE (CONT’D)
Lou?


INT. LOU'S TRAILER - NIGHT

No answer. She steps cautiously inside. A small touch lamp burns in the corner in front of her on the lowest setting, casting a dim glow over the living room.

Jennilee looks into the bedroom on her right. From the glow of the secruity light outside she can see it is stacked with boxes that fill the room and cover the twin bed and dresser. No room for anyone in there.

Jennilee turns and looks into the small kitchen and dining area. The light from the touch lamp barely reaches the far wall. Jennilee walks past the kitchen area and peers into the small hallway leading to the bathroom and Lou’s bedroom in back.

JENNILEE (CONT’D)
Lou! For God’s sake, it’s
Jenn! Lou!

Still no answer. Jennilee walks into the hallway, passing the back door, which is closed. Working through the narrow hallway, she casts a quick glance at the darkened bathroom, but sees nothing in the gloom filling the tiny space. That only leaves the bedroom before her.

Jennilee steels her resolve, very nervous now. Why won’t Lou answer her? She walks into the frame of the doorway and reaches for the light switch. She flicks it on, the instantly squints as her eyes try to adjust to the light.

But even with her eyes squinched she can see the room is empty. The bedroom is rather spartan, just a double bed and two dressers. Jennilee is boggled. Where the hell could Lou have gone?

As she stands in the bedroom doorway, behind her, a vague Shape passes silently out of the bathroom and through the back door.

Jennilee turns, trying to figure out the mystery, She gets even with the back door before she realizes it is open! She looks at it in amazement, then steps out onto the back deck.


EXT. LOU’S TRAILER - NIGHT

The back yard to the trailer is shrouded in darkness. As Jennilee looks around for some sign of her father’s friend, another chill wind blows up, making her clutch her jacket tighter.
Finally, she turns and walks back through the door, casting one last look at the back yard as she pulls the door closed.


INT. LOU’S TRAILER - NIGHT

Jennilee is at the front door, and stands in the doorway, overwhelmed by the darkness and shadows she must pass through to get back to her house.

Finally, she just goes, rushing out of Lou’s trailer. She gives the door a push, not caring if it closes or not. She dashes across the lawn between her trailer and Grandma’s house keeping a sharp eye out on all sides.
She steers around Grandma’s house and carport and all of the hiding places they hold, and trots to the hill leading down to her house.

She nearly stumbles going down the hill, but stays on her feet and now flat out runs for the back porch. Reaching the door, she maneuvers through it in the fastest possible time.


INT. BENNETT HOUSE - NIGHT

Jennilee slams the back door shut. She takes a deep breath, and leans against the door, trying to cast off the fear that brought her here running. We haven’t seen into the house at all. Jennilee turns, and there is a moment of absolute certainty that Michael Myers will be standing behind her.

But he is not.

Jennilee walks into the kitchen, then remembers something and marches back to the back door, which she pointedly locks. Feeling somewhat safer, she walks on into the house. But that door was unlocked the whole time. Anybody could have come through that door before Jennilee returned. And what did happen to her keys?


EXT. BENNETT HOUSE - NIGHT

A short time later, all of the lights in the house are off except for the one in Jennilee’s bedroom. A shadow passes the window, then this light goes off too. The darkened house settles down as the midnight hour begins. It is now October 31st. Halloween.
 
 
 
That's about 8-10 pages of the script, roughly 10-15% of the whole magilla. If you have something in 8 figures lying around that you're not using, we could try to get Dimension to release the rights to us, or get them to co-produce with us - your name will look good above the title with a "Presents" under it!
 
 
Until next post - on The Day Itself - you Can Poke Me With A Fork, Cause I Am Outta Here!