Let's take a look at some TV I watched back in the day!
I saw that Sunday night airing of Hangar 18! And Bizarre was great - non PC comedy, with nudity and Super Dave Osborne!
And at the same time - over on one of the broadcast networks...
And Saturday mornings were fun too a couple of years previously!
How about that - the stars of ABC's Dr. Shrinker jumped ship over to NBC to star with H.R. Pufnstuf in something called Lost Island? (Which looks like it had a bad video edit job put over an original title - like maybe Dr. Shrinker? But then the rights didn't transfer, maybe?)
In any case, some blasts from the past there!
Til next post, you Can Poke Me With A Fork, Cause I Am Outta Here!
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Monday, March 28, 2011
Maniacal Movie Poster Monday #9!
After the visual treats of the last post, let's take today's three posters in a different direction - let's go horror!
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Bryanston Distributing, 1974)
Die Monster Die! (American International, 1965)
Hunchback of the Morgue (Eva Film, 1973)
Chainsaw, axe, rats - choose your doom!
And til next post you Can Poke Me With A Fork, Cause I Am Outta Here!
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Bryanston Distributing, 1974)
Die Monster Die! (American International, 1965)
Hunchback of the Morgue (Eva Film, 1973)
Chainsaw, axe, rats - choose your doom!
And til next post you Can Poke Me With A Fork, Cause I Am Outta Here!
Sunday, March 27, 2011
Bullets, Bombs, and Babes!
Spotlight on: Andy Sidaris!
We got Showtime somewhere around 1979, and as a near-teen and into my first teen year, I was in absolute heaven. Here was a channel showing movies for a lot of hours each day (not sure that it was 24 hours a day when we first got it...) My favorite time each week was Friday night at 9pm (Central time, 10pm Eastern) when Showtime would premiere an action movie or thriller, usually chock full of the kind of graphic elements young men my age went AHHOOOOGAAA over.
One night I saw this flick called Seven. It had a guy I'd seen on TV and in some movies, William Smith, and in Seven he played the head of this group of good guy secret agents (can you guess how many?) and the movie was about their big operation to assassinate seven really bad guys. The trick to it was, they had to pull off the kills in seven different locations at roughly the same time to prevent any of the baddies from alerting the others. It was a very fast paced R rated movie, with scads of nudity, action, explosions, fights and derring-do. I thought the flick was a corker, and I tried to catch it any other time that month that I saw it airing, probably ending up seeing it three or four times. At that point in my movie fandom that was pretty much it - watch a movie, like it, watch it again if the chance arose. I didn't delve in to who made them or even very much into who starred in them.
There was another movie on Showtime either a little before or a little after Seven aired called Stacey. It was about a female race car driver who moonlighted as a private detective, and the movie was about her investigation of a big family full of sleazes who were all into sleeping around and blackmailing each other. I kept it on for the whole time it was on the night it premiered, but I can't say I was glued to the screen as the movie had little action; it was mainly people skulking around a big mansion spying on each other.
There was a fair amount of nudity in the movie, and those scenes did catch my attention. But Stacey was not a fave, and my one partial viewing was all I needed at the time. However, I am no longer thirteen years old (regardless of how I act sometimes) so I'd really like to see this movie again and give it a fresh judgment. However, that may not be too easy, as we'll see in a bit.
A few years after that I was living out in the boonies with no cable, but thankfully the Media Gods had seen fit to introduce VHS into my life, so I still had a way to watch uncut movies. In my senior year of high school I heard (who knows from where - I can only confirm it was not from the internet) that a movie called Malibu Express was worth checking out for anyone who liked movies with mystery, action, and lots of "nekkid chicks," as Joe Bob would say. I tracked it down - strangely it was not all that hard to find nudity laden movies even then in my hometown, as my little burg managed to have two video stores, plus rentable videos at the local convenience store and one furniture store (!); the smaller venues had some good exploitation here and there; one of the video stores was more family friendly, and the other one was just a step away from a curtained back room (which he might actually have had - just not on my radar as I was still not quite 18...)
In any case, I enjoyed Malibu Express, and even then I noticed that the storyline was very similar to the one in Stacey, but in the newer version there was more action and a very knowing sense of humor - and that tongue in cheek factor made Malibu Express a very solid watch. This time I did do a little research, mainly by getting ahold of a small video release poster, which decorated my bedroom briefly, and later my college dorm room. Here it is:
The words "An Andy Sidaris Film" stuck out for me. So, a couple of years later, I'm still in college and still enjoying goofy movies like this, and I see this in a video store for rent:
And there were those words again - An Andy Sidaris Film. I grabbed that puppy up and promptly popped it in back at the ranch.
I wanted to put the actual movie poster in here - but for some reason HTtH is a very difficult poster to find. (However, the interweb is positively lousy with DVD covers for this flick.)
Okay, a scorecard. Here's how the movies progress:
Stacey - okay, pretty slow when you're thirteen.
Seven - really a lot of fun.
Malibu Express - fun, tiny bit slow (something inherent in the plot, since it is basically a remake of Stacey)
Hard Ticket to Hawaii - back to the level of fun found in Seven.
I'm kind of saving the reviews of the movies for individual posts as I've added most of the Malibu Bay Films roster to the Video Vault on DVD and I'm working my way back through them. But wow, I really enjoyed HTtH. Two hot women running, jumping, fighting, flying, and shooting their way through a bunch of gorgeous Hawaiian locations, with explosions, a wonderful model airplane, and a big rubber snake figuring in, and all wrapped up with a lot of eye candy nudity. For me, movies don't get much better.
So I started to dig in to who this Andy Sidaris was. And he turned out to be a pretty interesting guy. He had been in television for years and years, and was a very well known director of sports programming. He worked for ABC, and was the first director of Wide World of Sports when it started airing in 1961. He was the first sports director to cut away to the cheerleaders to give the viewer a quick dose of pulchritude in the midst of the action; this became known as the "honey shot." In 1969, Andy directed a racing documentary called The Racing Scene. But he really wanted to see what he could do with a fiction film, and in 1973 he made Stacey during some time off from ABC. The film did okay, playing theaters and drive ins a lot throughout the 70's, but Andy stuck to his day job. He did step out to direct one episode of three different TV shows in 1975 (Kojak - "No Immunity for Murder"); 1976 (Gemini Man - "Eight-Nine-Ten, You're Dead"); and 1977 (The Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries - "Mystery of the Solid Gold Kicker"). In 1979 he produced and directed Seven, but avoided any other episodic television assignments and instead continued calling the shots on WWoS, each weekend bringing us "the thrill of victory...the agony of defeat..." It took six more years before he bought the world a ticket on the Malibu Express.
Then, he left ABC's Wide World of Sports in 1986. Not sure why, but it apparently opened his options up and that's when he made Hard Ticket to Hawaii. And at this point Malibu Bay Films really took off. With his wife Arlene now producing, across the next ten years, Andy wrote and directed 8 more of these T+A Action flicks, and produced with Arlene two more that were written and directed by his son.
Now, if you watch some Andy Sidaris movies, you're going to notice there's an eye for the ladies; each flick packed with wall to wall lovelies who are quite willing to "pop their tops" as needed. Which is apparently constantly, based on how often they do it. But don't worry - Andy wasn't hurting when he went home either - take a look at the Mrs...
But I digress. Here's the whole breakdown:
Another cool thing are the locations in the movies. The first couple stick to Hawaii only, then they start to expand out - but usually to the same places - Las Vegas, Texas, Lousiana, and Lake Havasu, Arizona (current location of the London Bridge - ?) in addition to the regular shoots in Hawaii. There are also stops in Washington DC and Paris. What's great is that unlike most movies like this, which make do with stock establishing shots, then faking the locations - Andy and Arlene really made their movies in the locations. The only time they diverted from this was Washington - which was faked. But the funny thing is, the stock shots are real footage shot for the movie! It seems one of their regular crew members was headed to DC to visit family, so clever Andy sent the camera rig with him, and the guy got Malibu Bay a couple of nice, new, crisp establishing shots that completely match the rest of the movie they're put into! I love stories like that!
This makes the films available for late night TV play on regular cable or what used to be broadcast stations, though it seems Spike is the only network willing to give one of the Big Twelve occasional play these days. *sigh*
As the DVD revolution geared up, the Sidarises used their extensive production facilities and talents to produce copious amounts of behind the scenes features and packing each DVD release to the gills. In addition to the usual commentaries, and introductions featuring Andy, Arlene, and Julie Strain (frequently fully nude in these unrated clips - the woman is not shy. Seriously.). Andy also made a series of features he called Film School, with raw footage from the movies and voiceovers from Andy and Arlene explaining how they made their movies, and how new filmmakers might benefit from their know-how. These are some terrific additions to the movie discs, adding a lot of extra bang for your DVD buck.
Finally, in the mid 2000's Malibu Bay Films geared back up for a new production to be called Battlezone Hawaii, with the plan of bringing back as many of the old familiar faces as they could round up. Before the movie could go into production, however, Andy was diagnosed with cancer, and the Sidarises turned their efforts to helping Andy fight his biggest battle, letting the movie go by the wayside. Sadly, Andy lost that fight on March 7th, 2007. And we all lost something that day. A man everyone describes as one of the best, brightest, funniest people they'd ever met. And movie fans lost something else in addition. No one has picked up the reins of this particular subgenre since. I found one movie that truly looked like the child of the Malibu Bay Films. It was called Crazy Girls Undercover - and I went in eyes a blazin'. But the filmmakers of this film just didn't have the talent, the knowledge, the spark that Andy brought to his movies. I was so disappointed in the flick I let Buddha Man handle the review - you can check it out in one of his posts.
But we have the Big Twelve to watch - all available still from AndySidaris.com, still maintained by Arlene as a loving tribute to her husband. Stacey and Seven are a different matter, unfortunately. Although both were put out on videotape (Stacey only on Beta though - !) and both played cable incessantly back in the day, the rights are not held by Arlene, and whoever does own the rights has shown no interest in putting either movie out on DVD. There are "grey market" DVDs available on the internet, but how I wish someone would get ahold of these things and put them out in a special edition DVD and/or Blu-Ray.
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| Andy Sidaris and some of his leading ladies. |
We got Showtime somewhere around 1979, and as a near-teen and into my first teen year, I was in absolute heaven. Here was a channel showing movies for a lot of hours each day (not sure that it was 24 hours a day when we first got it...) My favorite time each week was Friday night at 9pm (Central time, 10pm Eastern) when Showtime would premiere an action movie or thriller, usually chock full of the kind of graphic elements young men my age went AHHOOOOGAAA over.
There was another movie on Showtime either a little before or a little after Seven aired called Stacey. It was about a female race car driver who moonlighted as a private detective, and the movie was about her investigation of a big family full of sleazes who were all into sleeping around and blackmailing each other. I kept it on for the whole time it was on the night it premiered, but I can't say I was glued to the screen as the movie had little action; it was mainly people skulking around a big mansion spying on each other.
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| Anne Randall, star of Stacey |
There was a fair amount of nudity in the movie, and those scenes did catch my attention. But Stacey was not a fave, and my one partial viewing was all I needed at the time. However, I am no longer thirteen years old (regardless of how I act sometimes) so I'd really like to see this movie again and give it a fresh judgment. However, that may not be too easy, as we'll see in a bit.
A few years after that I was living out in the boonies with no cable, but thankfully the Media Gods had seen fit to introduce VHS into my life, so I still had a way to watch uncut movies. In my senior year of high school I heard (who knows from where - I can only confirm it was not from the internet) that a movie called Malibu Express was worth checking out for anyone who liked movies with mystery, action, and lots of "nekkid chicks," as Joe Bob would say. I tracked it down - strangely it was not all that hard to find nudity laden movies even then in my hometown, as my little burg managed to have two video stores, plus rentable videos at the local convenience store and one furniture store (!); the smaller venues had some good exploitation here and there; one of the video stores was more family friendly, and the other one was just a step away from a curtained back room (which he might actually have had - just not on my radar as I was still not quite 18...)
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| Sybill Danning, her side/bottom cleavage, and Darby Hinton. Malibu Express |
The words "An Andy Sidaris Film" stuck out for me. So, a couple of years later, I'm still in college and still enjoying goofy movies like this, and I see this in a video store for rent:
And there were those words again - An Andy Sidaris Film. I grabbed that puppy up and promptly popped it in back at the ranch.
I wanted to put the actual movie poster in here - but for some reason HTtH is a very difficult poster to find. (However, the interweb is positively lousy with DVD covers for this flick.)
Okay, a scorecard. Here's how the movies progress:
Stacey - okay, pretty slow when you're thirteen.
Seven - really a lot of fun.
Malibu Express - fun, tiny bit slow (something inherent in the plot, since it is basically a remake of Stacey)
Hard Ticket to Hawaii - back to the level of fun found in Seven.
I'm kind of saving the reviews of the movies for individual posts as I've added most of the Malibu Bay Films roster to the Video Vault on DVD and I'm working my way back through them. But wow, I really enjoyed HTtH. Two hot women running, jumping, fighting, flying, and shooting their way through a bunch of gorgeous Hawaiian locations, with explosions, a wonderful model airplane, and a big rubber snake figuring in, and all wrapped up with a lot of eye candy nudity. For me, movies don't get much better.
So I started to dig in to who this Andy Sidaris was. And he turned out to be a pretty interesting guy. He had been in television for years and years, and was a very well known director of sports programming. He worked for ABC, and was the first director of Wide World of Sports when it started airing in 1961. He was the first sports director to cut away to the cheerleaders to give the viewer a quick dose of pulchritude in the midst of the action; this became known as the "honey shot." In 1969, Andy directed a racing documentary called The Racing Scene. But he really wanted to see what he could do with a fiction film, and in 1973 he made Stacey during some time off from ABC. The film did okay, playing theaters and drive ins a lot throughout the 70's, but Andy stuck to his day job. He did step out to direct one episode of three different TV shows in 1975 (Kojak - "No Immunity for Murder"); 1976 (Gemini Man - "Eight-Nine-Ten, You're Dead"); and 1977 (The Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries - "Mystery of the Solid Gold Kicker"). In 1979 he produced and directed Seven, but avoided any other episodic television assignments and instead continued calling the shots on WWoS, each weekend bringing us "the thrill of victory...the agony of defeat..." It took six more years before he bought the world a ticket on the Malibu Express.
Then, he left ABC's Wide World of Sports in 1986. Not sure why, but it apparently opened his options up and that's when he made Hard Ticket to Hawaii. And at this point Malibu Bay Films really took off. With his wife Arlene now producing, across the next ten years, Andy wrote and directed 8 more of these T+A Action flicks, and produced with Arlene two more that were written and directed by his son.
Now, if you watch some Andy Sidaris movies, you're going to notice there's an eye for the ladies; each flick packed with wall to wall lovelies who are quite willing to "pop their tops" as needed. Which is apparently constantly, based on how often they do it. But don't worry - Andy wasn't hurting when he went home either - take a look at the Mrs...
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| Arlene Sidaris - movie producer, wife, mother, smokin' hot lady. |
But I digress. Here's the whole breakdown:
1988
Andy's movies use a lot of Playboy Playmates for the female roles, and a lot of soap opera hunks for the guys. One very fun aspect of the first several flicks is that among the male leads in the first 8 movies are members of the Abilene family (Cody - Darby Hinton in Malibu Express; Rowdy - Ronn Moss in Hard Ticket; Travis - Steve Bond in Picasso Trigger; and Shane - Michael Shane for five straight from Savage Beach to Fit to Kill)
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| Cody Abilene and pals. |
The Abilene boys (Brothers? Cousins? No idea - just go with it) are fun loving good old boys with one very funny liability - not a one can shoot worth a damn, a long running gag that works very well.
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| Rowdy Abilene and friend. |
1990
Across the Big Twelve, the same actors show up time and again, often as the same character, but others play several roles, switching sides from good to bad with wild abandon from film to film. This adds to the fun as it's like seeing old friends each time you sit down with one of these flicks.
Another cool thing are the locations in the movies. The first couple stick to Hawaii only, then they start to expand out - but usually to the same places - Las Vegas, Texas, Lousiana, and Lake Havasu, Arizona (current location of the London Bridge - ?) in addition to the regular shoots in Hawaii. There are also stops in Washington DC and Paris. What's great is that unlike most movies like this, which make do with stock establishing shots, then faking the locations - Andy and Arlene really made their movies in the locations. The only time they diverted from this was Washington - which was faked. But the funny thing is, the stock shots are real footage shot for the movie! It seems one of their regular crew members was headed to DC to visit family, so clever Andy sent the camera rig with him, and the guy got Malibu Bay a couple of nice, new, crisp establishing shots that completely match the rest of the movie they're put into! I love stories like that!1990
A busy year for the Sidaris clan, obviously!
In addition to his regular cast, Andy started attracting familiar faces to his movies; Guns has Erik Estrada and Chuck McCann of TV's Far Out Space Nuts. Another aspect of the Malibu Bay Films is that the ladies are the driving force in the heroics. Usually the good guy gang in these flicks is weighted with more ladies than laddies, and the women handle the action and the weapons as well as (if not better when the lad's an Abilene) than the men. I'm not sure Andy and Arlene ever used this phrase - female empowerment - but it's definitely in these movies. Along with a wagonload of gratuitous nudity. Huzzah!
1991
Pat Morita is the crime kingpin in Do or Die, and Erik Estrada encores. One of the other aspects that might sound weird is that all of these movies, for all the violence and nudity, are really not sleazy. The profanity is kept to a minimum and what there is stays at the level of TV cussing; while the female stars are threatened and shot at - the bad guys don't make like slasher movie killers and hack them up with large blades; and the incredibly clever filmmakers very purposely shoot most all of their nude scenes sans dialogue, and back them up during shooting with PG or PG-13 level similar shots - closeups that stay at cleavage level; backs turned but no tushies, etc - that can be easily layed in where the more graphic nudity is, with no complicated sound work to make this a daunting or expensive process.
This makes the films available for late night TV play on regular cable or what used to be broadcast stations, though it seems Spike is the only network willing to give one of the Big Twelve occasional play these days. *sigh*1992
Sorry for the quality on this one - couldn't find a better one...
One of Andy's and Arlene's funniest and most wonderful decisions for the next in the series was to replace the non-returning Pat Morita as the Asian kingpin Kane with Roger Moore's son Geoffrey, credited in the film as R.J. Moore! So Roger's not the only Moore with some strange casting (Italian mobster's son - Nazi - Inspector Clouseau) on his resume!
1993
With Fit to Kill, Andy and Arlene were introduced to a statuesque brunette named Julie Strain, a woman with so much of everything (hair, store boughten boobs, makeup, height, leg length) that she's really a human comic book - even more so than Pam Anderson - and she did so well for them in her role that she basically became a member of the family - appearing in everything Malibu Bay Films produced from this flick through the behind the scenes featurettes on the DVD releases in the 2000's.
1993
Another busy year as Dad Sidaris hands the reins over to
Junior for a couple of flicks - Drew Sidaris brings the world:
After sharing an equal portion of the previous poster with Dona Speir, Julie Strain takes this one over as the largest figure present. This continues pretty much for the rest of the series, although from this point forward the posters were again hard to find - and I think everything below is a DVD cover instead. But you won't be able to miss Julie Strain - that much is for sure.
1994
Drew Sidaris again in the writer/director seat, with mom and dad producing:
1996
1998
And the end of an era as Andy and Arlene go back for a --
By this time the film and video market had greatly changed, which accounts for the slow down in Malibu Bay Films' production for the last four years of the 20th century. Andy pointed out in interviews than in the 80's you could presell the foreign release of each movie and pretty much make the budget back - leaving the domestic release, video, and cable TV sales for profits. But that had changed in the late 90's. The couple had always financed their own pictures, and unwilling to seek out partner investors who would have a say in the productions, Andy and Arlene cruised into the 21st century by bringing the already produced Big Twelve to the World Wide Web, launching AndySidaris.com and selling the product yet again, this time along with posters and other memorabilia.
As the DVD revolution geared up, the Sidarises used their extensive production facilities and talents to produce copious amounts of behind the scenes features and packing each DVD release to the gills. In addition to the usual commentaries, and introductions featuring Andy, Arlene, and Julie Strain (frequently fully nude in these unrated clips - the woman is not shy. Seriously.). Andy also made a series of features he called Film School, with raw footage from the movies and voiceovers from Andy and Arlene explaining how they made their movies, and how new filmmakers might benefit from their know-how. These are some terrific additions to the movie discs, adding a lot of extra bang for your DVD buck.Finally, in the mid 2000's Malibu Bay Films geared back up for a new production to be called Battlezone Hawaii, with the plan of bringing back as many of the old familiar faces as they could round up. Before the movie could go into production, however, Andy was diagnosed with cancer, and the Sidarises turned their efforts to helping Andy fight his biggest battle, letting the movie go by the wayside. Sadly, Andy lost that fight on March 7th, 2007. And we all lost something that day. A man everyone describes as one of the best, brightest, funniest people they'd ever met. And movie fans lost something else in addition. No one has picked up the reins of this particular subgenre since. I found one movie that truly looked like the child of the Malibu Bay Films. It was called Crazy Girls Undercover - and I went in eyes a blazin'. But the filmmakers of this film just didn't have the talent, the knowledge, the spark that Andy brought to his movies. I was so disappointed in the flick I let Buddha Man handle the review - you can check it out in one of his posts. 
But we have the Big Twelve to watch - all available still from AndySidaris.com, still maintained by Arlene as a loving tribute to her husband. Stacey and Seven are a different matter, unfortunately. Although both were put out on videotape (Stacey only on Beta though - !) and both played cable incessantly back in the day, the rights are not held by Arlene, and whoever does own the rights has shown no interest in putting either movie out on DVD. There are "grey market" DVDs available on the internet, but how I wish someone would get ahold of these things and put them out in a special edition DVD and/or Blu-Ray. Until that happens, I recommend checking out some Andy Sidaris movies - there's nothing quite like them! And watch for some reviews to appear soon!
Until next post, you Can Poke Me With A Fork, Cause I Am Outta Here!
Saturday, March 26, 2011
Saturday Night at the Movies! 3/26/11
Who cares what picture we see?
Robert Forster most definitely does, so he's directed us to this one...
One time the USA network ran a whole week of movies like this - they called it "Nature Runs Amok" week or something like that in the commercials. But a hairstylist pal of mine had her own name for the week's features when she excitedly discussed them: she called it "Chew 'Em Up and Spit 'Em Out" week - and that has since become my moniker for flicks like this. So, here's one of the best Chew 'Em Up and Spit 'Em Out flicks from waaayyy back in 1980. Heck of a cast, solid direction, good effects with nary a computer in sight, and I know right where it sits on the shelf in the Video Vault - you know, in case you wanted to come by to watch it tonight...
And til next post, you Can Poke Me With A Fork, Cause I Am Outta Here!
Robert Forster most definitely does, so he's directed us to this one...
One time the USA network ran a whole week of movies like this - they called it "Nature Runs Amok" week or something like that in the commercials. But a hairstylist pal of mine had her own name for the week's features when she excitedly discussed them: she called it "Chew 'Em Up and Spit 'Em Out" week - and that has since become my moniker for flicks like this. So, here's one of the best Chew 'Em Up and Spit 'Em Out flicks from waaayyy back in 1980. Heck of a cast, solid direction, good effects with nary a computer in sight, and I know right where it sits on the shelf in the Video Vault - you know, in case you wanted to come by to watch it tonight...
And til next post, you Can Poke Me With A Fork, Cause I Am Outta Here!
Thursday, March 24, 2011
Ermey Reserves!
Switchback (Paramount, 1997)
Before the Camera:
Dennis Quaid (Innerspace)
Danny Glover (Lethal Weapon)
Jared Leto (Panic Room)
Ted Levine (TV's Monk)
William Fichtner (TV's Prison Break)
Maggie Roswell (TV's The Simpsons)
and
R. Lee Ermey (Geico spokesman, you jackwagon!)
as
Sheriff Buck Olmstead
Also look fast for:
Walt Goggins (TV's Justified)
Mark Curry (TV's Hanging with Mr. Cooper)
Julio Oscar Mechoso (Virus)
Behind the Camera:
Directed by Jeb Stuart
Produced by Mel Efros, Gale Anne Hurd, Keith Samples, and Jeb Stuart
Written by Jeb Stuart
After writing Die Hard and The Fugitive, they let Jeb Stuart jump into the director's chair for this serial killer thriller. As the movie opens, a female babysitter is alone in the house with her young charge. Never a good sign. Sure enough, bad things soon happen, and the child, a young boy, is taken. Some time later, we are introduced to several characters, including retired railman Glover, quiet drifter Leto, Sheriff Ermey, and FBI agent Quaid. The storylines start out separate, with Glover and Leto coming together travelling through southeastern Colorado, and a couple of hundred miles away, Quaid descending on Ermey's northwestern Texas town in the wake of a violent crime, ostensibly committed by a drunken ne'er-do-well. But Quaid is sure it's the work of a serial killer he's been tracking for a couple of years, and he and good ol' boy Ermey team up. As the two plots move closer together, we begin to suspect either Glover or Leto is up to no good; and we discover the boy in the early scene was Quaid's son, taken by the serial killer as a distraction. Sure enough, this led to Quaid being taken off the case, but he's now gone rogue, trying to save his son from the killer, who has hidden him away somewhere. Now, using clues sent to him by the murderer, Quaid is staging his last ditch effort to stop the madman once and for all. But to do it he'll have to understand, believe, and be willing to kill...
This is kind of a forgotten movie, lost in the shuffle back in 1997. It was also one of the first movies released to DVD, and I remember seeing it on the shelf at Blockbuster when they only had one set of shelves devoted to the digital discs. I skipped it then for whatever reason, but finally tracked it down, and it's not bad at all. It unfolds like a good novel, cutting back and forth between the two sets of characters and taking its time letting us get to know them (or at least get to know the persona they present to the world to keep their heart of darkness hidden away). The storyline is not perfect, with a few contrivances and a couple of plot holes, but it never goes off track. A lot of the success of the picture is down to the cast. Glover and Leto are both very good in their roles; each personable and mostly likable, but with enough mystery to keep us guessing. Ermey is worth his weight in gold playing the kind of Sheriff I'd actually vote for; a man of honor and a man willing to bend the rules to get the job done. The one slightly weak note in the movie is Quaid. I normally always enjoy watching him, but here he plays a dour, humorless man understandably driven to find his son. It's just not the kind of role you'd expect Dennis Quaid to play. I would think more Harrison Ford. But Quaid does an okay job. I just missed the devil may care spark he normally brings to the table. The rest of the cast is solid, with standouts including Ermey's right hand man Ted Levine, and Ermey's political rival, police chief William Fichtner; and it's fun spotting the "look fast" cast members listed above. All in all, this one rates a solid recommendation for anyone who enjoys a cat and mouse game between the police and a savvy psycho. Check it out!
Let's Get Out of Here ?
At approximately 1:10:00, Danny Glover is no longer enjoying sitting in the car sideways.
Eye Candy ?
Sadly, women do not play a very big role in this movie, so no.
Er, right. Thanks! Til next time, you Can Poke Me With A Fork, Cause I Am Outta Here!
Before the Camera:
Dennis Quaid (Innerspace)
Danny Glover (Lethal Weapon)
Jared Leto (Panic Room)
Ted Levine (TV's Monk)
William Fichtner (TV's Prison Break)
Maggie Roswell (TV's The Simpsons)
and
R. Lee Ermey (Geico spokesman, you jackwagon!)
as
Sheriff Buck Olmstead
Also look fast for:
Walt Goggins (TV's Justified)
Mark Curry (TV's Hanging with Mr. Cooper)
Julio Oscar Mechoso (Virus)
Behind the Camera:
Directed by Jeb Stuart
Produced by Mel Efros, Gale Anne Hurd, Keith Samples, and Jeb Stuart
Written by Jeb Stuart
After writing Die Hard and The Fugitive, they let Jeb Stuart jump into the director's chair for this serial killer thriller. As the movie opens, a female babysitter is alone in the house with her young charge. Never a good sign. Sure enough, bad things soon happen, and the child, a young boy, is taken. Some time later, we are introduced to several characters, including retired railman Glover, quiet drifter Leto, Sheriff Ermey, and FBI agent Quaid. The storylines start out separate, with Glover and Leto coming together travelling through southeastern Colorado, and a couple of hundred miles away, Quaid descending on Ermey's northwestern Texas town in the wake of a violent crime, ostensibly committed by a drunken ne'er-do-well. But Quaid is sure it's the work of a serial killer he's been tracking for a couple of years, and he and good ol' boy Ermey team up. As the two plots move closer together, we begin to suspect either Glover or Leto is up to no good; and we discover the boy in the early scene was Quaid's son, taken by the serial killer as a distraction. Sure enough, this led to Quaid being taken off the case, but he's now gone rogue, trying to save his son from the killer, who has hidden him away somewhere. Now, using clues sent to him by the murderer, Quaid is staging his last ditch effort to stop the madman once and for all. But to do it he'll have to understand, believe, and be willing to kill...
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| Jared Leto takes the review picture slot hostage, refusing to let the other actors into the shot at gunpoint! You selfish buzzard! |
Let's Get Out of Here ?
At approximately 1:10:00, Danny Glover is no longer enjoying sitting in the car sideways.
Eye Candy ?
Sadly, women do not play a very big role in this movie, so no.
Buddha Man's Capsule Review
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| Buddha Man says "Switchback makes the grade and needs no kick in the caboose. That's train talk there." |
Er, right. Thanks! Til next time, you Can Poke Me With A Fork, Cause I Am Outta Here!
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
The Video Vault of Mora Tau! 3/23/11
And in honor of William Shatner's 80th birthday Tuesday, here is the Man, the Legend, with his interpretation of the classic...
Rocket Man...
And let's get in a bonus clip or two - here's a commercial for a Canadian grocery chain during that limbo between Star Trek: The Series and Star Trek: The Movies...
And a fun TV commercial with just a splash of The Shat.
Happy Birthday, Mr. Shatner! And all our wishes for many many more!
Til next post, you Can Poke Me With A Fork, Cause I Am Outta Here!
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
Stew and a Half Men!
It's time for another heapin' helpin' of Random Stew!
I would have a bowl of this right now. (As long as it was fresh - not eating thirty year old cereal. No sir.)
There is a new Wonder Woman TV show gearing up - Adrienne Palicki has been cast as the Amazon Princess. Before the show had even gotten going, DC comics obliged the potential show creators by changing Wonder Woman's costume from the classic look to a new "black leggings and leather jacket" ensemble to make her "cooler" and less "comic booky." Bleh. But it's not the first time DC has messed with this legend's appearance - it's like the third or fourth! Here's one such "New Look" from 1969...
In fact - why not take a look at the proposed new costume:
This just doesn't do it for me. I can see where they want this to go - but it's just a bare step removed from a casual outfit a non superhero woman would wear out and about.
Here is what the new costume will actually look like:
Okay. It's not perfect - I would like to see what red boots would look like - but this is pretty good - and she's a lovely young woman - and in this she still looks like a comic book character - I like bright shiny primary colors.
UPDATE: (3/30/11) Well, I guess this blog has a little more juice than I may have realized. Here's a pic of Wonder Woman star Adrienne Palicki filming in downtown Hollywood yesterday or today...take a look...I'll wait...
Yep...like I said....red boots....thas right, thas right...we bad...onh honh...
And just because no discussion of the Wonder Woman costume should ever fail to acknowledge the Queen:
Let's take a musical break with the Del Rubio Triplets!
Who remembers that both WKRP in Cincinnati and What's Happening? came back in the late 80's in first run syndication? WKRP had Mykelti Williamson in the Gary Sandy role, Tawny Kitaen as a DJ but firmly in the Loni Anderson role, and the original Herb, Les, and Mr. Carlson. They got 47 episodes out of it with several cast changes across two seasons. What's Happening Now? had all three original guys, with Shirley Hemphill back as Shirley, now the owner of the cafe (with Raj) and Anne-Marie Johnson as Mrs. Raj. It managed three seasons and 66 episodes, and must be held responsible for letting Martin Lawrence loose on the world, as he joined the cast in the third season to try to recapture the "youth factor" of the original series.
And let's wrap it up with the beauty of Tanya Memme - formerly the face of DirecTV - and now host of Sell This House! on A&E.
Now that was some good stew - til next time, you Can Poke Me With A Fork, Cause I Am Outta Here!
Quark!
I would have a bowl of this right now. (As long as it was fresh - not eating thirty year old cereal. No sir.)
There is a new Wonder Woman TV show gearing up - Adrienne Palicki has been cast as the Amazon Princess. Before the show had even gotten going, DC comics obliged the potential show creators by changing Wonder Woman's costume from the classic look to a new "black leggings and leather jacket" ensemble to make her "cooler" and less "comic booky." Bleh. But it's not the first time DC has messed with this legend's appearance - it's like the third or fourth! Here's one such "New Look" from 1969...
In fact - why not take a look at the proposed new costume:
This just doesn't do it for me. I can see where they want this to go - but it's just a bare step removed from a casual outfit a non superhero woman would wear out and about.
Here is what the new costume will actually look like:
Okay. It's not perfect - I would like to see what red boots would look like - but this is pretty good - and she's a lovely young woman - and in this she still looks like a comic book character - I like bright shiny primary colors.
UPDATE: (3/30/11) Well, I guess this blog has a little more juice than I may have realized. Here's a pic of Wonder Woman star Adrienne Palicki filming in downtown Hollywood yesterday or today...take a look...I'll wait...
Yep...like I said....red boots....thas right, thas right...we bad...onh honh...
And just because no discussion of the Wonder Woman costume should ever fail to acknowledge the Queen:
(And here's hoping Lynda Carter will get to play the Queen - Hippolyta, that is!)
Did you hear the whistling theme song in your head? Then you need to watch this more.
Let's take a musical break with the Del Rubio Triplets!
Who remembers that both WKRP in Cincinnati and What's Happening? came back in the late 80's in first run syndication? WKRP had Mykelti Williamson in the Gary Sandy role, Tawny Kitaen as a DJ but firmly in the Loni Anderson role, and the original Herb, Les, and Mr. Carlson. They got 47 episodes out of it with several cast changes across two seasons. What's Happening Now? had all three original guys, with Shirley Hemphill back as Shirley, now the owner of the cafe (with Raj) and Anne-Marie Johnson as Mrs. Raj. It managed three seasons and 66 episodes, and must be held responsible for letting Martin Lawrence loose on the world, as he joined the cast in the third season to try to recapture the "youth factor" of the original series.
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| Cleverly titled "The New WKRP in Cincinatti" |
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| What's Happening Now? |
And let's wrap it up with the beauty of Tanya Memme - formerly the face of DirecTV - and now host of Sell This House! on A&E.
Now that was some good stew - til next time, you Can Poke Me With A Fork, Cause I Am Outta Here!